Howard Stern Talks to Mindy Kaling About Love

  • Stern: Have you had great love in your life, where it just hurts that it didn't work out?
  • Kaling: Yeah, yeah.
  • Stern: Why did it not work out?
  • Kaling: Because, uh... this sounds so lame, it's not profound, but people are so different, and you can overlap in certain ways that are important but not... the ones that are the most important, or something.
  • Stern: Are you still in touch with this guy?
  • Kaling: Yes. Yeah.
  • Stern: Do you know what he's up to, do you know if he's married now, does he have kids...?
  • Kaling (laughing): Yeah, he's, he's not married, no.
  • Stern: Not married.
  • Kaling: No.
  • Stern: But you check on him.
  • Kaling: Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. Yeah.
  • Stern: Look at that smile! I think we can set you back up with this guy. I think you're in love.
  • Kaling: Yeah, well, he's my best friend, so it's... that's not...
  • Stern: He broke up with you or you broke up with him?
  • Kaling: ...He broke up with me.
  • Stern: You would take him back.
  • Kaling: No... it was years ago when this break up happened.
  • Stern: Best sex of your life with this guy?
  • Kaling: Oh, man. It was pretty good. He's a smart and funny guy!
  • Stern: Were you upset when you broke up?
  • Kaling: I was so, so sad. Not angry-sad. Sad-sad. That was the hottest I'd ever looked, because I'd stopped eating...I'd wake up, get out of bed, and not care. We worked together...but I was real miserable.
  • ...
  • Stern: I think the guy you were in love with was the guy you co-starred with on the Office. [Kaling LAUGHS] Am I right or am I wrong?
  • Kaling: B.J.? He was... he was -
  • Stern: He was the guy.
  • Kaling: Well, he was, yes, you are correct, not that the mystery - you're not Sherlock Holmes or anything, Howard -
  • Stern: I'm Sherlock Holmes! That's right, that's what they call me.
  • Kaling: You're like, 'who have you known for ten years who you worked with...' No, but he legitimately is one of my best friends; he texted me before the show like 'Good luck on Howard,' he's been on my show, he was a producer on the pilot, I see him all the time.
  • Stern: If he asked you to marry him you would have.
  • Kaling: At the time? Yeah.
  • Stern: Wow.
  • Kaling: Yeah.
  • Stern: Wow.
  • Kaling: I mean, it would have been.. I was 24. But for the record, if anybody had asked me to marry them I would have...but he's a wonderful guy.
  • Stern: Well let's hope he calls you tomorrow and asks you to marry him!
  • Kaling: I! I would not - one thing about this is, I love him and think he's a good person, but I'm not holding a candle for him or anything...
  • Stern: I believe if he called you tomorrow and said, 'I made a terrible mistake; we must get back together and get married,' you would do it.
  • Kaling: I... I don't know. I don't know.
  • Stern: It's not a 'no.' That's it.
  • Kaling: Alright.
  • Stern: We'll get you a boyfriend, don't worry about it.

Visiting my dying grandfather at the Hospice house…not the best way to spend a Friday evening.

In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly

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Problem with beginning to watch Shameless four seasons in: I’m not strong enough to keep from reading later episode summaries to find out what happens. I wish I had more willpower, but with work and everything else, I just can’t watch this show fast enough.

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This is the day Ben Wyatt fell in love with Leslie Knope.

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This is the day Ben Wyatt fell in love with Leslie Knope.

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"I like to squeeze Lorne [Michaels] a lot and tell him I love him and kiss him and pinch his butt. That’s who I am." - Amy Poehler, from the new edition of "Live From New York".

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It might be a bit much, but I really like it. It’s been about 2 years since I’ve had red hair. I’m glad to have it back.

It might be a bit much, but I really like it. It’s been about 2 years since I’ve had red hair. I’m glad to have it back.

I’m getting my hair colored right now, and I always enjoy the final product, but it just takes so damn LONG. It just took 50 minutes to put the color on, and I still have to get it cut and everything. I’m so bored.

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Holy Mother of Mouse Rat — Chris Pratt is hosting the season premiere of nbcsnl on September 27!

Obligatory Chris Pratt reaction.

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Holy Mother of Mouse Rat — Chris Pratt is hosting the season premiere of nbcsnl on September 27!

Obligatory Chris Pratt reaction.

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All of a sudden, the trees around where I work are changing color and losing their leaves. I’m not ready for this! I keep seeing people talking about how much they love fall, and I wish I could feel the same way. I’m not a fan of pumpkin flavored things, and I’m pretty indifferent towards Halloween. All fall means to me is that it’s almost time for the seemingly-endless Michigan winter. Summer is my season, and I haven’t gotten enough of it yet!

Anne, 27, law clerk, trying to figure out how to be an adult. This is a personal blog. I mostly blog about Parks and Recreation, Amy Poehler, and pretty much anything else I like or am obsessed with at the moment. My ask box is always open!

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